IT-Humor
– Hur ser man att en norrman har försökt gå ut på nätet?
– Det är fotspår på skärmen.
– Varför häller du vatten i datorn?
– För att kunna surfa på Internet!
En norrman kommer in i garnaffären:
– Jag skulle vilja köpa gardiner till min PC!
– Man ska väl inte ha gardiner till en PC?
– Men hallå… Jag har ju Windows!
Igår såg jag ett programspråksträd – gissa vilket?
– ???
– En ASP!
http://www.allaroligahistorier.se/datorer-it/
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The box said ‘Requires Windows Vista or better’. So I installed LINUX.
Unix is user friendly. It’s just selective about who its friends are.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working when you open Windows.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/55-geeky-line-jokes/
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Why computers are like men:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
Why computers are like women:
1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
