Slösurf tips! Omegle

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You: hi there
Stranger: do you like big tits?
You: yes
You: ofcourse
Stranger: do you like big asses?
You: that too
You: can you give it to me?
Stranger: how about big feet?
You: how big?
Stranger: as big as my dick
You: how small is your dick
You: a couple of centimeters
You: ???
Stranger: close
You: give me some pictures!
Stranger: 14 inches
Stranger: you;re a fag
You: I need to se it, PLEASE
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Snackade med en österrikare innan, han trodde det promenerade isbjörnar på gatorna här i sverige. skitkul det här ju.

[edit]Fransk snubbe

får stora flashbacks från när man var tio och satt på funplanet XD

Hah, jag låter mer som en bot än stranger.

EDIT: Ah, nu lyckades jag få kontakt med någon. Från belgien, intresserad av historia, verkar vara mer än genomsnittsintelligent! Efter en halvtimmes diskuterande hade jag fått msn. Nu blir det jobbigare att fortsätta diskussionen där

Helvete va coolt det är! Snacka med men amerikanare just, och före det självaste kung Leonidas

Bäst är när han svarar på tyska

Spanjorerna fattar ju inte när man skämtar...

You: Have you ever heard living in a box?
Stranger: Hello.
Stranger: Hmm>?
You: Guess that's a no
Stranger: Living in a Box was a British pop band from the 1980s and early 1990s. They are perhaps best known for their eponymous debut single, produced by Richard James Burgess.
Stranger: Why thank you, Wikipedia,
You: No problem
You: No wai....
You: I thought I was wikipedia once
You: It was a nice time in peace and harmony
You: Where people lived happily
You: I knew it all
You: But it all came down
You: Crashing down on me like Obama's fat lips
Stranger: I think I love you. Platonically. Of course.
You: Oh nice
Stranger: Wikipedia scares me.
Stranger: They've got some racy pictures on that site.
You: So basically I would have scared you before?
Stranger: Yes, I suppose so.
You: That would have been funny
You: Let's see if I can become it again
You: *GO SUPERPOWERS*
You: ...oh no...
Stranger: If you wish upon a star....
You: I became the black powerranger
You: What should I do?
Stranger: =/
Stranger: Wait.
Stranger: Power Rangers Super Force?
Stranger: Or Ninja Force?
You: Ninja
Stranger: Shoot yourself.
Stranger: I hate the Ninja Force.
You: Ok, good advice
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You: Random question, GO
Stranger: What are you listening to?
You: Green day
Stranger: Oh man that sucks.
You: You suck
Stranger: Never!
You: What do you think of canadians
Stranger: They're awesome with their weed culture.
You: Some guy were from Tornado, I was like what then I was like huh but then he was from Toronto
You: What do you think of that?
Stranger: Yea well they're also said to be stupid.. but that's probably because of the americans.
You: Not the other way around like the americans say?
You: Really they should just go to war
Stranger: Which one now..?
You: No point in this hate anymore
You: Just go to war
Stranger: Oh, both..
Stranger: Yea sure. Fine with me.
Stranger: America would lose a bit of it's superpower attitude at least.
You: Will you fight for this or are you just accepting this challange on this chat and never gonna do anything about it?
Stranger: Holy shit I'm totally up for it!
Stranger: What will we do?
You: Let's kill all je.... no wait... let's take obama as hostage!
Stranger: Boring. I say let's bomb something.
You: Then let's take all the hockeyclubs in the world and destroy them
You: And say it was americans that did it
You: Then we move to Sweden and live happily ever after
Stranger: ...perfet.
You: Let's meet up in Tornado
Stranger: Aye. I'll go to the airport.
Stranger: Meet ya there!
You: Ok cya!
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Imba sida, satt och chattade med en kanadensare i typ 3h ^^

Rätt kul, synd att bara typ 1 på 10 är seriösa. Jag snackade med någon från Manchester som byggde chip till konsoler.

Edit: beroendeframkallande.

Det är ju för fan beroendeframkallande att sitta där och starta konversation efter konversation! JAG MÅSTE SOVA NU FÖR HELVETE!

Fan blir arg som en tv, bara massa troll.

Pink. Ducks.

Jag svarade

Yellow sharks men det var fel:P

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You: Pingeliplong
Stranger: i hope your feeling hot and sexy
You: allways sexy
Stranger: because baby, im guna take you to pleasuretown
You: butpretty cold
You: sounds great
Stranger: im warm you up sugar, with my breasts across your face
You: and u are a 15 year old guy?:P
You: got ya!
Stranger: well.....
Stranger: i am kind of a guy. but not 15 im afraid.
Stranger: im waht you would call....
Stranger: a he-she?
You: Shemale rather^^
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Hehe, hittade en finne som var lika beroende som mig. Första kommentaren man la efter han sa att han var från Finland var;

You: Do you remember the Sweden 6 - 5 Finland game?
Stranger: fuck you

Satt och snackade i nån timme och la till honom på MSN, rolig snubbe.

man kan ju undra hur mycket seriös man måste vara i denna chatt

jag kan fan inte sluta, det är som en drog.

Visst folk e ju lite mysko

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You: hi
Stranger: I just stuck a pencil into my dick to keep it hard and I lost it inside. Should I get a doctor?
You: hell no keep it there
Stranger: It hurts. =[
You: yeah but it worth it. Girls will love it
Stranger: Can I get lead poisoning??
You: yeah probably
Stranger: The tip is turning purple.
Stranger: And blood is starting to pour into my jeans
You: that's just nice. It will look great together with a red shirt
Stranger: The tip might be poking through the base of my penis. =[
Stranger: It really hurts!
You: Go to a fucking doctor then
Stranger: What if my wife finds out?
You: Go to the doctor down town in the little basement
You: No one will know you were there
Stranger: I need to take this marker out of my bum.
You: Oh that will hurt :/
Stranger: I got the pencil out!
You: Nice. Feels great huh?
Stranger: I'm bleeding a lot
You: Just putt some sugar on it and it will stop
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Bot?

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You: hi
Stranger: Bored? Of course you are, you're on omegle. Try http://rrowland.mybrute.com/ - A fun new game.
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Haha kolla jag pratade med en kille som försöker fatta svenska men kolla på slutet.

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You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: where do you come from
Stranger: so
Stranger: do you like cheese?
You: yes ;D
Stranger:
Stranger: i'm from spain
Stranger: you?
You: ok
You: du är fett knäpp
You: sweden
Stranger: i dont speak swedish
You: i do.
You: ;D
Stranger: cool.
Stranger: xD
Stranger:
you are fat nuts
Stranger: ?
You: write ''Jag luktar bajs''
You: haha
Stranger: i dont smell like poo D:
You: vänta ska fixa lite att äta
Stranger:
You: haha
You: du är en hjakvau
Stranger: Jag gillar ost
You: okej
You: har du ost i röven?
Stranger: whats hjakvau?
Stranger: no!
You: its not a word i just write something
Stranger: i dont have cheese up my arse
Stranger:
You: Okej men du är helt blåst i huvudet
Stranger: fötterna luktar ost
You: wait im back in 1 min
You: hela du luktar skit
Stranger: ok that last one is true
Stranger: Okej men du är helt blåst i huvudet <-- true
Stranger: hela du luktar skit <-- false

Google translator funkar ju rätt bra:P

you: adsadsa
you: adsasd
stranger: öälföasdasd
you: svensk ja.

Och i nästa sekund stack h*n haha

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You: hello
Stranger: you speak english?
Stranger: and ??? tell me your not from brazil - the guys there tick me off
Stranger: hello?
Stranger: you still there?
You: no
You: iam not from brazil
Stranger: whatever
You:
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huh?

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You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: were u from?
Stranger: how are u ?
Stranger: brazil and u ?
You: sweden
You: im good.
Stranger: cool
You: you?
You:
Stranger: im fine
You: do you know Ronaldinio?
You:
Stranger: Ronaldinho ? the soccer player ?
You: yes
You:
Stranger: well , I never talk to him , but I have see him once in a beach
You:
Stranger: haha
You: i've seen him on a soccer fild
You: in barcelona!
You: how old are u?
Stranger: nice
You: mm
Stranger: i'm not a big fan of soccer
Stranger: 14
You: why not!
Stranger: and u?
You: 12
You: ^^
Stranger: i don't know .. i just don't like that much
Stranger: haha
Stranger: what kinda of music you like ?
You: im a big fan of pikles!
You: hiphop
Stranger: really ?
You: noo..
You: cucumbers sucks!
Stranger: i like indie
You: ?!
You: ohh no!
Stranger: what ?
You: thats right!
Stranger: sorry ?
You: now you tell me what bank youre going to rob!
You: dont tell me you shud bring a bomb!
You: bad stranger!
Stranger: lol , none
Stranger: wtf ? oO
You: now you dont lie to me!
Stranger: i'm not a psichol or something like that

Ja, idag förhindra jag ett bankrån.. o.0

Stranger: so, what do you do for living?
You: im a tooth fairy
You: you?
Stranger: oh, that's cool
Stranger: I'm a fake Jesus
Stranger: I go in malls in Jesus costume
You: oh
Stranger: and scare people for money

Uttaget ur en ganska lång diskussion om det fanns bat bombs eller inte.