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Hur ser eran motd ut?

Det här kanske kan bli en kul tråd.
Min finns att beskåda här: http://martin.kernelpanic.se/motd.html

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FreeBSD 4.9-RELEASE (duaermersoet) #1: Thu Apr 29 15:31:56 CEST 2004 Welcome to FreeBSD and a world of possibilities! /~\ |oo ) - Secret mission? _\=/_ ___ / _ \ / ()\ //|/.\|\\ _|_____|_ || \_/ || | | === | | || |\ /| || |_| O |_| # \_ _/ # || O || | | | ||__*__|| | | | |~ \___/ ~| []|[] /=\ /=\ /=\ | | | ____________________[_]_[_]_[_]________/_]_[_\______________________

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/etc/motd:

Linux senap 2.6.8-1-k7 #1 Thu Nov 25 04:13:37 UTC 2004 i686 GNU/Linux The programs included with the Debian GNU/Linux system are free software; the exact distribution terms for each program are described in the individual files in /usr/share/doc/*/copyright. Debian GNU/Linux comes with ABSOLUTELY NO WARRANTY, to the extent permitted by applicable law.

/etc/issue är väl lite intressantare:

Debian GNU/\s \r \n (\l, öppnad \t)

alltså:

Debian GNU/Linux 2.6.8-1-k7 senap (tty1, öpnad 22:49:48)

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.xm*f""??T?@hc. z@"` '~((!!!!!!!?*m. z$$$K ~~(/!!!!!!!!!Mh .f` "#$k'`~~\!!!!!!!!!!!MMc :" f*! ~:~(!!!!!!!!!!XHMk f " %n:~(!!!!!!!!!!!HMMM. d X~!~(!!!!!!!X!X!SMMR M : x:: :~~!>!!!!!!MNWXMMM@R E ' * ueeeeiu(!!XUWWWWWXMRHMMM> E 8 .$$$$$$$$K!!$$$$$$$$&M$RMM> 3 $ 4$$$$$$$$!~!*$$$$$$$$!$MM$ ?> # '#$$$$$#~!!!!TR$$$$$R?@MME 5 ^"""~~~:XW!!!!T?T!XSMMM~ ?. ~~d$X$NX!!!!!!M!MM *c:. .~"?!??!!!!!XX@M@~ #c`"!+~~~!/!!!!!!@*TM8M 'C*X .!~!~!!!!!X!!!@RF 9-MX!X!!X~H!!M!N!X$MM 'L'!~M~)H!M!XX!$!XMXF R *H$@@$H$*@$@$@$%M~ 'k' M!~M~X!!$!@H!tF "k ~~~!~!!!!!M!X* '%:.~~~:!!!!XH" ^"#4@UU@##"

Lite mer spännande än förra :>

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Min motd är standard. Men min ssh-banner ser ut såhär

___________________________________________________________________ / * * * * * * * * * * * * W A R N I N G * * * * * * * * * * * * * \ | THIS SYSTEM IS RESTRICTED TO AUTHORIZED USERS FOR AUTHORIZED USE | | ONLY. UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED AND MAY BE | | PUNISHABLE UNDER THE COMPUTER FRAUD AND ABUSE ACT OF 1986 OR | | OTHER APPLICABLE LAWS. IF NOT AUTHORIZED TO ACCESS THIS SYSTEM, | | DISCONNECT NOW. BY CONTINUING, YOU CONSENT TO YOUR KEYSTROKES AND | | DATA CONTENT BEING MONITORED. ALL PERSONS ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED | | THAT THE USE OF THIS SYSTEM CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO MONITORING AND | | AUDITING. | \ * * * * * * * * * * * * W A R N I N G * * * * * * * * * * * * * / ------------------------------------------------------------------- \ \ ^__^ _______/(oo) /\/( /(__) | W----|| |~| || || |~| ~~ |~| ~ |_| o |#|/ _+#+_

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Snodde den från någon grupp på usenet ^_^
En vacker dag ska jag skriva ltie om den kassa hårdvaran på servern, men det är finlir.

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Denna sitter jag med

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ja, mina kan då inte bli tråkigare. Men men:

OpenBSD 3.6 (GENERIC) #3: Thu Jan 13 14:03:42 CST 2005 Welcome to OpenBSD: The proactively secure Unix-like operating system. Please use the sendbug(1) utility to report bugs in the system. Before reporting a bug, please try to reproduce it with the latest version of the code. With bug reports, please try to ensure that enough information to reproduce the problem is enclosed, and if a known fix for it exists, include that as well.

samt:

Welcome to Darwin!

Skamligt.

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OpenBSD 3.6 (GENERIC) #59: Fri Sep 17 12:32:57 MDT 2004 Message from the administrator: We've got three simple rules on this machine: 1. WAR IS PEACE 2. FREEDOM IS SLAVERY 3. IGNORANCE IS STRENGHT

Bra datuminställning på den burken.

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Varierar, cron kör "fortune bofh-excuses > /etc/motd" varje natt.

BOFH Excuse #116: the real ttys became pseudo ttys and vice-versa.

Var dagens. När allt kommer omkring står ju motd för just "Message Of The Day"

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Min debian-server:

Sieg Haileluja

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Last FM - Slappis.Net - Petterssons.Org - Årets idiot 2004

Botten upp, resten i håret!

Bahnhof 100/100/Mb/s villafiber

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Citat:

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Varierar, cron kör "fortune bofh-excuses > /etc/motd" varje natt.

BOFH Excuse #116: the real ttys became pseudo ttys and vice-versa.

Var dagens. När allt kommer omkring står ju motd för just "Message Of The Day"

Hmm, det var ingen dum ide. Får man stjäla den av dig?

Min freeBSD 4.10 kör freeBSDs standard MOTD
skittråkig, men jag har inte hittat nått kul, föränn nu då.

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no signature.

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Väldigt enkel och något tråkig :=)

Linux Artemis 2.6.10 #2 SMP Sun Dec 26 12:44:19 CET 2004 i686 GNU/Linux Welcome to Artemis, a server powered by Debian GNU/Linux 3.1 "Sarge" Hardware: Pentium 4 3GHz | 1GiB RAM | 80GB HDD + 8x250GB | 2x1 Gbps Intel NICs "We could change the world, if God gave us the source code" "Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright Success depends on having a well-thought-out and carefully executed plan -Zack, Dark Angel I parallel-process and multitask like there's no tomorrow -Max, Dark Angel The server is named after the goddess of hunting in greek mythology

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reaper: Last login: Tue Jan 18 17:05:06 2005 Welcome to Darwin! It is 3 days left to friday There is 7 days left to payday There is 543237 seconds left to payday sodom: OpenBSD 3.6-current (SODOM) #2: Sun Jan 2 01:32:38 CET 2005 You do not belong here!

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Hmm, det var ingen dum ide. Får man stjäla den av dig?

Ta för dig bara.

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[ -x /usr/games/fortune ] && /usr/games/fortune futurama

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reaper: Last login: Tue Jan 18 17:05:06 2005 Welcome to Darwin! It is 3 days left to friday There is 7 days left to payday There is 543237 seconds left to payday sodom: OpenBSD 3.6-current (SODOM) #2: Sun Jan 2 01:32:38 CET 2005 You do not belong here!

Farbror, hur har du lyckats med det där?

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Dagens:

Weeeeellllllll, Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, she's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boy's and girls! On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, on Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch then on Sunday, just to be different, she's a super King Kamehameha bee-itch! C'mon you know the words!

Fortune med South Park

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Banner:

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * W A R N I N G * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * THIS SYSTEM IS RESTRICTED TO AUTHORIZED USERS FOR AUTHORIZED USE * * ONLY. UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED AND MAY BE * * PUNISHABLE UNDER THE COMPUTER FRAUD AND ABUSE ACT OF 1986 OR * * OTHER APPLICABLE LAWS. IF NOT AUTHORIZED TO ACCESS THIS SYSTEM, * * DISCONNECT NOW. BY CONTINUING, YOU CONSENT TO YOUR KEYSTROKES * * AND DATA CONTENT BEING MONITORED. ALL PERSONS ARE HEREBY * * NOTIFIED THAT THE USE OF THIS SYSTEM CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO * * MONITORING AND AUDITING. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * W A R N I N G * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

MOTD är standard

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Jag är blott en figletfjant..

Using username "xxxxxx". Authenticating with public key "marvin-rsa-1024" Passphrase for key "marvin-rsa-1024": Last login: Tue Jan 18 18:33:16 2005 from wireless Welcome to.. __ ___ _ / |/ /___ _______ __(_)___ / /|_/ / __ `/ ___/ | / / / __ \ / / / / /_/ / / | |/ / / / / / /_/ /_/\__,_/_/ |___/_/_/ /_/ 2:35AM up 23 days, 11:36, 1 user, load averages: 0.02, 0.04, 0.00 [~]$>

Men jag skall naturligtvis också apa efter LordT och skaffa mig bofh-fortunes nu.

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Farbror, hur har du lyckats med det där?

Elajta perl skills Dock tar mitt perlskript inte hänsyn till om lönen är på en lördag/söndag, har inte orkat bygga in det än

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min ser ut så här

FreeBSD 5.3-STABLE (HISPAN) #0: Sun Jan 16 02:18:28 CET 2005 Welcome t'FreeBSD. Right On! Befo'e seekin' technical suppo't, please use da damn followin' resources, dig dis: o Security adviso'ies and updated errata info'mashun fo' all releases are at http, dig dis://www.FreeBSD.o'g/releases/ - always consult da damn ERRATA secshun fo' yo' release fust as it be updated frequently. Slap mah fro! o De Handscribblin' and FAQ documents are at http, dig dis://www.FreeBSD.o'g/ and, along wid de mailin' lists, kin be searched by goin' to http, dig dis://www.FreeBSD.o'g/search/. If de doc distribushun gots'ta been installed, dey're also available fo'matted in /usr/share/doc. If ya' still gots' some quesshun o' problem, please snatch de output of `udojigger -a', along wid any relevant erro' messages, and email it as some quesshun t'de quesshuns@FreeBSD.o'g mailin' list. If ya' are unfamiliar wid FreeBSD's directo'y laya't, please refa' to de hier(7) manual page. What it is, Mama! If ya' aint familiar wid manual pages, type `man man'. You's may also use sysinstall(8) t're-enta' de installashun and configurashun utility. Slap mah fro! Edit /etc/motd t'change dis login announcement.

jive </etc/motd

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Min larvigt fina motd.

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Din alpha är snabbare än min alpha

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Så ser min ut, var tvungen att lägg upp den som bild för att dom fina färgerna skulle följa med

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Viva las vegas....

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Ingen motd men här är min ssh banner

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