Skaffade en T34 igår..riktigt underbar tank. Känns verkligen som att man kommit till T9. Riktigt kul att få sin T34 matchad mot en IS-4 eller VK...
Eller som en på forumet skrev:
"I DON'T CARE what its called, if it looks like a T 29, drives like a T 29 and shoots like a T 29 its a god damned T 29? get it?"
Är alltså samma turret, samma chassi och samma vapen som T29..tills man grindar strax över 100K och får 120mm kanonen. Kan säga att jag körde 8 matcher och sen gav upp. Ingen större mening med denna tank. T29 så var 105mm riktigt bra, på T32 var 105mm helt okej faktiskt, men på T34 är 105mm helt fruktanvsvärt dålig.
102mm frontal armor på T9 (drygt något sådant iaf) är helt hopplöst. Hoppas verkligen att det blir bättre med den nya tanken som ska ersätta T34:an. Om inte annat är det bara börja grinda ryss som alla andra..
The T34 Chronicles- Chapter one: The Purchase
congratulations! you have researched the T34!
Commander Spratling: Woohoo! Tier 9 here we come!
Driver Noble: this is gunna kick ass!
Gunner Summerfield: Lets buy this beast and start pwnin commies!
Loader Smart: YAY!
Radioman Asplin: whatever
You purchase the T34
Driver Noble: Its the most beautiful thing I've ever seen
Loader Smart: BOING!
Radioman Asplin: Meh
Gunner Summerfield: dont ruin this Ass Pin!
Radioman Asplin: it's asPLIN!
Commander Spratling: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!
Gunner summerfield: Chief?
Commander Spratling: Does this tank look eerily familiar to any of you?
crew gazes in unison at the new T34
Driver Noble: Nope
Loader Smart: YES, WAIT... NO!
Radioman Asplin: I don't care
Gunner Summerfield: Sorry chief
Commander Spratling: Guys... are you seriously going to tell me that you cant see that this is the EXACT same thing as the T 29!?
Loader Smart: LOL WUT?
Driver Noble: I aint followin boss
Radioman Asplin: no one understands me
Gunner Summerfield: Chief, This is a new T34, its nothing like that old T29 we drove in Tier 7!
Commander Spratling: REALLY? Ok try and follow you mouth breathers... if it has the same Hull, same turret, same engine and the same F@#KING gun it its the same tank, understand?
Driver Noble: but it says T34?
Commander Spratling: I DON'T CARE what its called, if it looks like a T 29, drives like a T 29 and shoots like a T 29 its a god damned T 29? get it?
Radioman Asplin: sometimes, I cut myself on the radio dials just to feel alive.
Commander Spratling: ...
Gunner Summerfield: But chief, the devs wouldn't be cruel enough to make us play through the same tank twice! I think you are just stressed out from dying to artillery all day, want me to get you some coco?
Commander Spratling: F#$k you guys, I'm going to go talk a dev and get this sh!t sorted out.
Contacts a Dev
Russian Dev: According to your ticket there was a problem with your T-34? I assure you I will do everything in my power to get this sorted out. Customer satisfaction is our number 1 concern.
Commander Spratling: Thank god, Ive been dealing with f@#ktards all day, it will be a pleasant change to talk to a normal person for a change.
Russian Dev: My pleasure, so what is your problem with the T-34? the 57 not doing enough damage? Do we need to buff the armor and HP?
Commander Spratling: Oh whoops, my problem is with the American T34, not the Russian T-34, that's fine right?
Russian Dev: I C... □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □
Commander Spratling: ???
Russian Dev: □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □
Commander Spratling: You b@st@rd, I KNOW YOU SPEAK ENGLISH!!!
Russian Dev: □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □
Commander Spratling: SERIOUSLY JUST TALK TO ME!
Russian Dev logs out
Commander Spratling: GOD D@MNIT!
Chapter 2: Popping the Cherry
30 seconds till start of battle!
Commander Spratling: Alright boys get ready, this is for real, battle starts in 30 secs, don't embarrass me... again.
Gunner Summerfield: Hell yea chief, were about to pop our girls battle cherry!
Driver Noble: So whys this tank a she Gunny, the sleek build?
Radioman Asplin: Nah, its a girl because it hits like one with the 105
Loader Smart: LOL!
Driver Noble: Thats harsh.
Gunner Summerfield: Don't mind Ass Pin, he's just angry because he knows that manning this tank is the only time he will ever be inside a "She"
Loader Smart: BURN!
Radioman Asplin: Hate you guys...
Commander Spratling: WTF are you retards doing!? the battle started 2 minutes ago, LETS GO, FFS!!!
The T 34 drives into the woods on the western part of Prohorovka
Commander Spratling: Alright were in position, Ass Pin, give me a sit rep!
Radioman Asplin: its AsPLIN sir and... you want a what?
Driver Noble:I think that's what they call 10 push ups
Gunner Summerfield: Or maybe its a...
Commander Spratling: FOR GODS SAKE just tell me whats going on.
Radioman Asplin: oh, well 4 mediums went up the hill without support and got roflstomped and 2 of our IS3s got in an argument about anime and ended up TKing each other soo... we are are down 6
Commander Spratling: 6 dead 5 minutes in... Must be our lucky day boys, were usually down 8 players 5 minutes in!
Loader Smart: YAY!
the T34 enters the main fray in the west
Commander Spratling: Alright were in range, Gunny what targets are in range?
Gunner Summerfield: an IS3!
Commander Spratling: Pass
Gunner Summerfield: Panther II!
Commander Spratling: Like we'd pen that...
Gunner Summerfield: A T 54!
Commander Spratling: Gunny are you f#$king serious? I'd have a better chance trying to kill the T-54 with a drop kick then shooting it with the 105, anything we can actually HANDLE?
Gunner Summerfield: A-20!
Commander Spratling: ...LOCK AND LOAD BOYS, lets do it!
drives to within 100 yards of A-20
Driver Noble: In position Sir!
Loader Smart: LOADED!
Gunner Summerfield:Target locked
Radioman Asplin: Looking busy!
Commander Spratling: FIRE!
Long silent pause
Gunner Summerfield: Sir... we have no shells.
Commander Spratling: WHAT? But Smart said we were loaded?!
Gunner Summerfield: Sir you know very well that hes not all there... he wore a helmet well before he enlisted after all.
Loader Smart: SORRY!
Gunner Summerfield: Sir.. did you click the auto resupply when we got the T34.
Commander Spratling: .....................................F#CK
Driver Noble: ...sir?
Radioman Asplin: dumbass.
Commander Spratling: ALRIGHT, battles near an end and I want a kill dammit!
Radioman Asplin: Sir there's a bus in the town to the east!
Commander Spratling: RAMMING SPEED!
Gunner Summerfield: but sir the bu-
Commander Spratling: I said RAMMING SPEED!
the T34 drives into town and rams bus, destroying it completely!
Driver Noble: Got it sir!
Commander Spratling: AHA! VICTO-...
T34 is Ammo racked and one shotted by Bison
[our battered crew checks the after action report
Commander Spratling: Alright Ass Pin, how'd we do
Radioman Asplin: well sir its one of the usual... we lost 15-0 and we personally had a score of -31.
Commander Spratling: -31, WTF how?! We got their bus!
Gunner Summerfield: Actually sir as I tried to tell you that wasn't a SU-14 "Bus" that was a Prohorovka School district bus...
Driver Noble: awkward...
Loader Smart: O.o
Commander Spratling: Well, they knew the risks.
Gunner Summerfield: Sir, they were between the ages of 8-12...
Commander Spratling: Well... I guess we have a rather large problem on our hands.
Gunner Summerfield: Indeed sir, shall I contact the families and file a report with high command?
Commander Spratling: What? No f@ck that. I meant that we have a problem because I'm not sure if we paint just the bus Icon on the side of the turret or an Icon for each kid.
Radioman Asplin: You are in command again why?
End Chapter
Hehe men så farligt är det ju inte, är glad att du inte har en Panther 2 den använder ju faktiskt samma kanon som Pz4 en tier 5 tank. T-54 har samma kanon som T-34-85 and tier 6 tank.
Dom flest stock tanks suger ju men att T34 suger extra mycket är ju ingen nyhet, det är ju därför dom kommer att droppa den en tier och ta bort den från det vanliga trädet, den blir en tier 8 premium snart.
Är glad att du får en gratis tier 8 premium tank istället som är värd 7500 guld och spela den som den ska spelas, hull down. Och skaffa inte kanonen utan gå direkt till T30.
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