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WoW. letar efter en länk när en kille pratar med en GM

Hej, tänkte bara kolla om någon vet länken till där det är en som pratar med en GM om att nerfa shamans, och en annan där en warrior tror att en hunter i hans party kan göra honom till sitt pet.

Har sett dom förut men kommer inte ihåg var.

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Var detta en av dom? (vat att jag postade det i nån annan WoW tråd jag inte kan hitta just nu)

(The following events are a Warrior talking to a GM about a Shaman he found that he thought was using hacks, The Warrior will be reffered to as WR and the GM...GM..>)

WR: Id like to file a report on a shaman using hacks.

GM: Certainly tell me his name and what happened.

WR: Well his name is OvErPoWaReD and this is what happened, I see this guy mining some stuff so I decide to leave him alone, Then he lighting bolts me, Then when im running at him this is when the first hack comes into play, GET THIS he uses his frost shock move that has a 50% slowing speed FOR EIGHT SECONDS!

GM: No, that's not a hack. That's the correct time.

WR:...But isn't the cooldown six seconds?

GM: Correct.

WR: Wait a min...nevermind anywho after he kites me with this for awhile I finally resist one and come in for some melee (Keep in mind im at half health from the shocks) I expect this wimp caster to pull out ya know like a staff or dagger...What does he whip out? A frickin Arcanite Reaper!

GM:Yep shamans can use 2h axes and 2h Maces...

WR:...Really?

GM: Ya rly.

WR:uhh..ok then but HERE IS A DEFINITE HACK. While I was fighting him in melee, Im getting struck with 300 plus damage every time I swing! Then he's throwing in hits that come in 3 swings a flash and each hit a higher number than the last!

GM: That would be his lightning shield and his windfury.

WR: Woah, Isn't that kinda cheap?

GM: I don't program the shaman sir, but please continue.

WR: Well by this point I have to hamstring him and go back to use a runecloth bandage for a heal bringing me back up to 75%, Then when im about to reingage a rouge comes up from behind him and starts killing him, when he starts fighting the rouge, I rejoin the attack, after awhile we kill him... the rouge hearthed and as I was walking away not more than eight seconds after we killed him HE POPS BACK UP LIKE A NINJA ZOMBIE then casts an insta heal for 1700 health!

GM: That would be his natures swiftness and his resurrection ability.

WR: Oh cmon! What the hell is this!

GM: The shaman...but please continue.

WR: Well then he starts setting down totems and I thought "Phew ill just destroy these little things with a thunder clap" I thunder clap, none of em go down! Definite Hack, Correct?

GM: Yep.

WR: Really?

GM: Nope just kidding, Totems arent affected by AOE attacks.

WR: For the love of Prickly Pete!

WR: Well after that a friendly druid ran by gave me some buffs and went on his way, then right as im about to reingage, he makes all the buffs go away!

GM: Yeah, that's his purge ability...

WR: Holy crap.

GM: Tell me about it.

WR: Did I mention this whole fight took place in the water, and he was walking on it?

GM: They can do that.

WR: o.0

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Aa, tack krill det var den, du vet möjligen inte var man kan hitta den andra med han som tror att huntern kan styra honom?

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Warrior: Can you heal for us in SM?
Me: I can't heal anything other than my pet.
Warrior: But I've seen hunters heal before
Me: Right, the spell is called "heal pet", we can only heal something if it is our pet
Warrior: oh, ok, thats fine.
(invites me)
Upon accepting the invitation, the group already had 2 shamans in it. more than enough to heal.
[Party] Warrior: OK, how do I become your pet?
[Party] Me: uh.. type /console reloadui pokute, dont worry if you get an error box afterwards
[Party] Warrior: OK, done, so you can heal me now?
Shaman whispers: wtf
You whisper to shaman: uhhh haha i dont think he knows shamans can heal

A while later the party is really rocking SM, we've killed herod without wiping and just finished whitemane..

[Party] Warrior: OK, how do i change it back so im not your pet anymore
[Party] Me: haha.. me and the shamans have been laughing about this for like an hour, dude - you never were my pet, they were healing you the whole time
[Party] Warrior: what do you mean, how did you give me orders if i wasnt your pet
[Party] Me: orders?
[Party] Warrior: i got this big red arrow over monsters sometimes, that was you telling me to attack it, right?
[Party] Me: yeah, but, uhh i can do that to anyone
[Party] Warrior: yeah, so how do i change it back so im not your pet anymore
[Party] Me: ...
[Party] Shaman: sucker, you're his pet forever now.. i cant believe you would fall for that noob
[Party] Warrior: WTF im reporting you
(warrior hearthstones)

Warrior whispers: why would u do that to someone and scam them like that just release me from being ur pet plz
You whisper to Warrior: Sorry, you're my pet forever now. nothing i can do about it
Warrior whispers: im going to report you to a gm
You whisper to Warrior: I order you not to, pet
Warrior whispers: /counsel reload Warriorname, right?
You whisper to Warrior: I order you to remain my pet, pet
Warrior whispers: f u
You whisper to Warrior: I order you to stop whispering me
Warrior is ignoring you.

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Warrior: Can you heal for us in SM?
Me: I can't heal anything other than my pet.
Warrior: But I've seen hunters heal before
Me: Right, the spell is called "heal pet", we can only heal something if it is our pet
Warrior: oh, ok, thats fine.
(invites me)
Upon accepting the invitation, the group already had 2 shamans in it. more than enough to heal.
[Party] Warrior: OK, how do I become your pet?
[Party] Me: uh.. type /console reloadui pokute, dont worry if you get an error box afterwards
[Party] Warrior: OK, done, so you can heal me now?
Shaman whispers: wtf
You whisper to shaman: uhhh haha i dont think he knows shamans can heal

A while later the party is really rocking SM, we've killed herod without wiping and just finished whitemane..

[Party] Warrior: OK, how do i change it back so im not your pet anymore
[Party] Me: haha.. me and the shamans have been laughing about this for like an hour, dude - you never were my pet, they were healing you the whole time
[Party] Warrior: what do you mean, how did you give me orders if i wasnt your pet
[Party] Me: orders?
[Party] Warrior: i got this big red arrow over monsters sometimes, that was you telling me to attack it, right?
[Party] Me: yeah, but, uhh i can do that to anyone
[Party] Warrior: yeah, so how do i change it back so im not your pet anymore
[Party] Me: ...
[Party] Shaman: sucker, you're his pet forever now.. i cant believe you would fall for that noob
[Party] Warrior: WTF im reporting you
(warrior hearthstones)

Warrior whispers: why would u do that to someone and scam them like that just release me from being ur pet plz
You whisper to Warrior: Sorry, you're my pet forever now. nothing i can do about it
Warrior whispers: im going to report you to a gm
You whisper to Warrior: I order you not to, pet
Warrior whispers: /counsel reload Warriorname, right?
You whisper to Warrior: I order you to remain my pet, pet
Warrior whispers: f u
You whisper to Warrior: I order you to stop whispering me
Warrior is ignoring you.

det var lite lol på den.. men den lär vara fejk..

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Warrior: Can you heal for us in SM?
Me: I can't heal anything other than my pet.
Warrior: But I've seen hunters heal before
Me: Right, the spell is called "heal pet", we can only heal something if it is our pet
Warrior: oh, ok, thats fine.
(invites me)
Upon accepting the invitation, the group already had 2 shamans in it. more than enough to heal.
[Party] Warrior: OK, how do I become your pet?
[Party] Me: uh.. type /console reloadui pokute, dont worry if you get an error box afterwards
[Party] Warrior: OK, done, so you can heal me now?
Shaman whispers: wtf
You whisper to shaman: uhhh haha i dont think he knows shamans can heal

A while later the party is really rocking SM, we've killed herod without wiping and just finished whitemane..

[Party] Warrior: OK, how do i change it back so im not your pet anymore
[Party] Me: haha.. me and the shamans have been laughing about this for like an hour, dude - you never were my pet, they were healing you the whole time
[Party] Warrior: what do you mean, how did you give me orders if i wasnt your pet
[Party] Me: orders?
[Party] Warrior: i got this big red arrow over monsters sometimes, that was you telling me to attack it, right?
[Party] Me: yeah, but, uhh i can do that to anyone
[Party] Warrior: yeah, so how do i change it back so im not your pet anymore
[Party] Me: ...
[Party] Shaman: sucker, you're his pet forever now.. i cant believe you would fall for that noob
[Party] Warrior: WTF im reporting you
(warrior hearthstones)

Warrior whispers: why would u do that to someone and scam them like that just release me from being ur pet plz
You whisper to Warrior: Sorry, you're my pet forever now. nothing i can do about it
Warrior whispers: im going to report you to a gm
You whisper to Warrior: I order you not to, pet
Warrior whispers: /counsel reload Warriorname, right?
You whisper to Warrior: I order you to remain my pet, pet
Warrior whispers: f u
You whisper to Warrior: I order you to stop whispering me
Warrior is ignoring you.

Haha, jag garva så jag tjöt nästan!
Så jävla bra, det där var verkligen dagens!

EDIT: [Party] Warrior: OK, how do i change it back so im not your pet anymore

HAHAHA fy fan va bra

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Båda lär vara fake.

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Tack sture:) det va rätt, garvar lika mycket varje gång

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Synd att den är fake bara.

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Ja, man kan inte skratta åt fejkade scenarion. Därför ser jag aldrig på annat än dokumentärfilmer. Sorry guys, inte kul, det är inte på riktigt

Den första har jag stött på förut, men den andra var ny för mig. Riktigt skojsiga killar det finns därute

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Den första var ju bättre :D...Andra var bara korkad ju

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Ja, man kan inte skratta åt fejkade scenarion. Därför ser jag aldrig på annat än dokumentärfilmer. Sorry guys, inte kul, det är inte på riktigt

Den första har jag stött på förut, men den andra var ny för mig. Riktigt skojsiga killar det finns därute

så du rör inte en min när du kollar på simpsons, scrubs, family guy osv?

fasen vilken rolig snubbe du måste vara. :S

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Wahahahah den sista var ju skönast "You whisper to Warrior: I order you to remain my pet, pet"

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